EVERYONE CAN GO HOME NOW. THIS ONE WINS.
this guy in my personal finance class pointed at my water bottle and asked me “why are girls always drinking that” and i was like “water?” he asked me why girls are always drinking water
everyone wants to be loved by a writer,
but have you ever been fucked by one?
you think their words read well on paper,
just imagine how good they could sound.
my vagina is tingling…this can only mean one thing…
what disappoints me is that they made an entire film called free willy and didnt crack a dick joke once
It was a movie for children
would a movie for children push a message of freedom for animals and taking an active role in your society? yes, probably. my point is they could have made willy a sperm whale and didn’t.